Gentlemen & Children of all ages, did you know there are fairies in your home? Did you? Yes.
First, there's the "Replacement Towel" Fairy. This lovely Fairy is soft as cotton. She flits around the house, replacing all the lovely home-dwellers' towels. If Replacement Towel Fairy doesn't do this, then everyone in your home would be using the same towel for 2 weeks and never once even think about the fact that ...that's kind-of gross. Thanks, RTF for all you do.
Next up, there's TPF. Toilet Paper Fairy. This wonderfully happy Fairy makes sure that each and every bathroom is fully stocked with toilet paper. Go ahead! Leave those 2 single sheets on the cardboard roll! Never Fear, TP Fairy is near! The next person using the bathroom will never even know you only left two sheets. Thanks TP Fairy. We love you! You're swell!
Not to be confused with TPT, is her cousin Toilet Fairy. TF LOVES to clean toilets. LOVES LOVES LOVES IT!! Notice how those toilets are so SPARKLY CLEAN and then you mess them up in one sitting (pun intended), only to have them SPARKLY CLEAN again? Thanks Toilet Fairy.
This beauty is unique. She's the Lightbulb Fairy. There is absolutely no need for you, after living in the same old blue house for four years, or in some cases of new home-ownership, 7 months, to know where the light bulbs are stored. Ignore that burned-out bulb for weeks, because Lightbulb Fairy is on the job. One minute it doesn't work, the next week, there she is! That is, if you even noticed it was out in the first place -she's that good.
Ahhh, the Pantry Fairy. Favorite among the teen demographic. PF makes sure that those empty cereal boxes and those empty Pop Tart boxes miraculously disappear, only to be restocked with yummy goodness. She also refills chip bags that previously contained less than an inch of crumbs yet somehow managed to make their way back to the pantry. Those pesky chip bags!
This Fairy is so helpful around the house. She is especially good with families that have little toddlers who have no concept of where things go. The Clean-Up Fairy makes sure that things are nice and tidy. Why is this size 7 shoe in the hallway? Where is its partner? Never you mind! The Clean-Up Fairy not only knows where its partner is, she will collect them and put them back in your closet. What? You say you left your underwear behind the bathroom door 3 days ago, squished into a ball but they are not there anymore? Clean-Up Fairy. Love her.
Make sure you give thanks to all the Fairies in your Home. Especially come Valentine's Day. Don't make me sick the Salmonella Fairy on you.
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